the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

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in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

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Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

"maybe one day he’ll love me that much" -turk’s wife

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I corrected my bread

I’m such an idiot I was going to look up 4:9 in the Bible to see what it was but there is no book name…

Well genesis is the closest one to Gadreel so let’s see here

"Then the Lord said to Cain, "Where is your brother Abel?"
"I don’t know," he replied. "Am I my brother’s keeper?"

Well shit.

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Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen


I love this.



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calming starter sentences

  • "Its okay, I'm here."
  • "I'm not going to leave you."
  • "Everything is okay."
  • "I'm going to protect you."
  • "I believe in you."
  • "Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that."
  • "You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now."
  • "You're not going to lose me."
  • "I love you."
  • "I'll stay right here, okay?"
  • "Just breathe."
  • "I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay."
  • "You're everything to me."
  • "I don't care what they think, to me, you are perfect."
  • "Do you want to talk about it?"
  • "You don't have to be alone."

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remember that fic where sherlock raced through a crowd of people screaming at them to move and then ripped through a bonfire in order to bodily drag john out of it and then cupped his face and looked down at him like he was the most precious thing in the worl-

oh wait


"Why do all the script pages have this funny little squiggle on them?  What is Ay-Oh-Three?"

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